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Rubber-Rod

A meaty 7” dildo featuring your custom message, etched down the shaft in our classic retro style.
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Buzzin-Buddy

Sleek, silver, 7” battery-powered buzzin-bedroom-buddy - engraved with your saucy message.

Handcrafted to order in the USA, your pleasure-piece is lovingly finished, tucked into a soft cotton pouch, and shipped fast in plain, no-blush packaging.

Whether it's for an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, bachelorette bash, or a wickedly fun white elephant gift, these one-of-a-kind love-wands are guaranteed to get a rise!


How To Order

Tap a price to brand-a-boner!

We try our hardest to keep things nice and easy - select your toy, tap in your message, pay via PayPal.

Once ordered, your designer dildo should ship within three working days from the USA.
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$27.99
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$17.99

Testimonials

★★★★★

“For my wife for Valentine's Day. She laughed so much, I thought we’d nevr stop! It was the most fun gift I’ve ever given, and we still talk about how much we laughed that nite. It was the perfect mix of love and humour!”

-David-
★★★★★

“Such a funny and cheeky gift! It had everyone at the party laughing so hard, it was the talk of the nite. People couldn’t stop askin where I got it from. I think it made the nite even more memorable than the rest of the party!”

-Hannah-
★★★★★

“Perfect surprize for our bachelorette party! The bride couldn’t stop laughing the whole nite. She said it was the funniest and most thoughtful gift she recvd. It became the talk of the entire weekend!”

-Emily-
★★★★★

“Made our bachelorette weekend unforgetable! The laughs were non-stop, and everyone wanted to kno where I got it. The bride-to-be said it was the highlight of the weekend. It definitely made the event even more fun and hilarios!”

-Rachel-
★★★★★

“Life of the party! My frnds couldn't stop laughin when they saw it at the bachelorette. It was a gr8 icebreaker, and evryone asked where I got it. Definitely 1 for the memory books!”

-Sarah-
★★★★★

“Gave this as a Valentine's Day gift, and my partner had the best laugh of her life. She absolutely loved the surprise, and we cudn't stop laughing 2gether. It was the perfect mix of cheeky and fun, and made the evening unforgetable!”

-Jake-
★★★★★

“Girlfriend was in stitches when she opened this! A hilarious and unforgetable anniv gift. She cudn't believe I found something so funny and personal. We laughed the whole nite, and it was by far the best gift she's gotten!”

-Chris-
★★★★★

“Absolutely perfct for our bachelorette! The bride-to-be cudn't stop giggling. She said it was the most orginal gift she'd ever recvd. It had the entire group in stitches and made the night unforgetable!”

-Lily-
★★★★★

“This was the funniest gift I’ve ever givn! My girlfriend lol'd so hard, she couldn't even speek. The look on her face was priceless, and it made the night even more memrable. She keeps bringin it up, and we still laugh abot it!”

-Tom-
★★★★★

“Bought this for my wife's anniv, and the laugh we shared was worth every penny. She didn't kno whether to laugh or blush! It made our evning extra specal, and we’ll definitely be talking about it 4 yrs to come!”

-Mark-

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